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TheGlockWizard (He/Him)
Minors: do not follow!!
Polyglot, 20, gay, resident trashcan man, fanfiction writer(hopefully just writer in a couple of years) I have too many fandoms for my own good, university student(derogatory), possibly problematic.

calamitys-child:

Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

bucksboobs:

cir-c:

bucksboobs:

Yes we need more chaste twee baby gay romances like heartstopper and yes we also need more shows where men fuck raw to express their love for one another like Élite and yes we need more toxic gays having hate sex like Interview with the Vampire and yes we need more incidental gay characters like the dads in cartoons like Owl House.

It’s not a competition! It’s a hoard and I’m like a gay little Smaug.

the normalization of porn in mainstream media is a weird take to have

Normalization of gay desire and yes, even gay sex, is paramount to gay liberation actually.

lgbtunis:

lgbtunis:

i wish i was a time traveler bc on the one hand i dont want to live in the past - im gay & jewish & disabled id be treated like dogshit at any point in history (not that the present’s too great but whatever). but good lord. i wish i could see the ancient & medieval world. man. walking down the streets and experiencing medieval spain or whatever would FIX ME

& you know the gay sex would be out of this world

butchcorgi:

at the end of the day i don’t think anyone needs to read visual novels if they don’t like them because the medium isn’t for everyone, but as with any medium or genre or series, if you’re not a fan or haven’t even really tried getting into them you have to be fine with your opinions having no weight in conversations about them. that’s not anyone gatekeeping, it’s recognizing when you just don’t care enough about something be knowledgeable about it. no serious type-moon fan is going to think your opinion about saber means anything if you haven’t read fate/stay night. avid fantasy readers will dismiss you saying it’s a dumb YA or kiddie genre instantly if you only read harry potter when you were 12 or something. horror buffs aren’t going to take you seriously if you say you like horror movies but only if they’re silly and fun. and no, american indie visual novel writer, you are not impressing your target audience by trying to subvert tropes you’ve heard exist specifically in dating sims, which you believe are dumb shallow high school romances for straight girls or pornography addicts

warmhappycat:

luwha:

wizardofgrace:

luwha:

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

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lmao

You know how it is then, folks!

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fm-townz:

fm-townz:

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Stupid ass twunk

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*struggling against my bindings as someone puts a sack over my head and im dragged towards an unmarked van* I MADE A TYPO!!! THE I IS NEXT TO THE U PLEASE YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME, YOU CAN’T SEND ME THERE THE GENSHIN FANS ARE GONNA RIP ME APART! IT WAS 7 AM!!!!!! *van door slams closed to muffled screams*

comicaurora:

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comicaurora:

my tumblr dashboard hasn’t gotten the updated UI yet so hearing more and more people I follow gradually post about the nightmare they’re currently living just feels like I’m in the first fifteen minutes of a horror series where Troubling News Stories are starting to crop up on the radio and on blurry background TV sets

I’VE BEEN BIT

look I know the ✨vibe✨ is that tumblr is a charmingly incompetent underdog and the last bastion of the Old Web in an increasingly corporatized net but can they stop unethically experimenting on us in their basement

this is disgusting. why does the activity dropdown cover half the dash. we’ve been watching Twitter fumble the popularity contest so bad they’ve been getting pilloried for months about it why would you try to look cool by wearing its pants

great move team, the neurodivergence website LOVES it when their routines are completely upended by jarring rearrangements done by unfeeling authority figures

tune in next week when everyone’s favorite hellsite will be officially unveiling its hip new rebranding, Twitter At Home

sneakyspades:

icarusxxrising:

Horrible fact of the day: Chevron just released a new boat fuel that WILL give you cancer.


Not “might”, not “could”, WILL. It has a cancer ratio of 1:1, as in, in a group of 10 people, ALL 10 would contract CANCER.

The EPA’s safety limit is 1:1,000,000 as in 1 in a million people get cancer.


The EPA approved it anyways. I am not joking. The EPA approved a boat fuel that has a near 100% chance of giving someone cancer. It has such a good chance of giving someone cancer that if you DIDN’T get cancer YOU WOULD BE AN OUTLIER.


Fuck the oil industries.

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this is just .

kastors:

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